HAYLEY HAMILTON ISN’T GOING ANYWHERE BUT HER HUSBAND BILL SURE IS
TL;DR: BTG teases Hayley Hamilton isn’t going anywhere post-divorce, but her husband Bill Hamilton is heading for the exit. After less than a year of marriage, Bill‘s already talking about splitting while kissing his ex-wife. Hayley‘s got the house, the life insurance policy, and nothing interesting to contribute except great boob days. Will she team up with Looney Leslie for maximum chaos in Fairmont Crest?
Miss Great Boob Day Every Day Needs a Hobby on BTG
Hayley Hamilton (Marquita Goings) is beautiful, but it stops there. There is not one damn thing interesting about her. While she excels at having a great boob day every day, even after a fake miscarriage, she has nothing else to contribute. Now she and her husband, for now, Bill Hamilton (Timon Kyle Durrett), aren’t even having sex.
Fayley-Hayley isn’t having sex, she rarely goes to work, and her only friend is her co-worker Caroline Lee (Ellie Wang). Caroline is so sweet and falls for whatever Hayley throws her way, including a make-believe pregnancy and its related fake miscarriage.
Poor Caroline on Beyond the Gates…
Without a Job & a Husband, Sweet Caroline Pending
Bill and Hayley Hamilton are knocking on Splittville’s door, but just one of them will have to move out and onward, and it isn’t going to be Miss Big Boobs. Bill Hamilton had an off day when he signed up Hayley for a massive life insurance policy and whatever other financial benefits he had set aside in writing for her. There’s no doubt that Hayleywill end up keeping the house in Fairmont Crest, but Bill Hamilton will have the means to kick her out of his office, which she barely works in anyway.
Will sweet Caroline remain in Hayley‘s orbit, however? That depends on when Fayley-Hayley’s make-believe pregnancy and fake miscarriage is finally revealed. Caroline was led to believe that a box she accidentally left in the way in the office caused Hayley to trip and fall could have harmed the baby. Caroline grieved the loss of Bill and Hayley‘s fake baby with her on their couch.
Looney Leslie is Fayley-Hayley’s Last Option on BTG
Looney Leslie/Dana Thomas (Trisha Mann-Grant) only has money she didn’t earn and a deep hatred for the Duprees. Fayley-Hayley has the money, along with deep Dupree hatred to match. Unfortunately, Leslie and Hayley are a friendship created in hell and are here for havoc in Fairmont Crest.
So, will Fayley-Hayley ever feel the burn? Or, will she double down with Looney Leslie to annoyingly win every damn day on Beyond the Gates?
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